Even Ninjas Eat Asparagus
You are not alone. It's true. You have to do all sorts of things you don't want to do. Things like taking out the garbage, cleaning your room, and eating unusual vegetables. What you might not know is that everyone else does, too. Even astronauts have to do their chores. Even ninjas have to get shots and take baths and empty the litterbox.
Part reality check, part empathy-building exercise, this book features a vampire, a lion tamer, and a president without his pants.
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