Let Me Count the Ways

If we sit very still and refuse to make decisions, we will be doted on and loathed in roughly equal measure. Especially if our eyes are closed. Especially if we cannot tell the difference. This tale of family woe contains the following weapons: revolver, pistol, shotgun, chainsaw, Mack truck, lightning, hypodermic needle, windshield glare, sarcasm, and clipboard stolen from the nurses’ station.

Volume 16 in the Idiots'Books series