Even Ninjas Eat Asparagus
You are not alone. It's true. You have to do all sorts of things you don't want to do. Things like taking out the garbage, cleaning your room, and eating unusual vegetables. What you might not know is that everyone else does, too. Even astronauts have to do their chores. Even ninjas have to get shots and take baths and empty the litterbox.
Part reality check, part empathy-building exercise, this book features a vampire, a lion tamer, and a president without his pants.
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Archipelago
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Avoid Disappointment ...
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Babies Ruin Everything
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Baby Apocalypse
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Baby Bundle of Joy
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Benji McBean's Amazin...
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Build Your Own President
$12.00
Dawn of the Fats
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Death of Henry
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Facial Features of Fr...
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For the Love of God
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From the Inside Out
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Henny Wampum Had a Re...
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Homer Was an Epic Poet
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I Looked Out the Wind...
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Jericho
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Koochie is Free
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Last Day
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Let Me Count the Ways
$10.00
Man and the Mountain
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Marvin
$12.00
Matthew Draws
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Mobley the Kitchen Sp...
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My Henderson Robot
$12.00
Nasty Chipmunk
$10.00
Richard Nixon
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Rocketfish and Clam
$12.00
Sex to the Third Power
$15.00
Sisyphus Rex
$10.00
Slow Death By Cat
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Stranded in Strange W...
$12.00
The Baby is Disappoin...
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The Contented
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The Girl With Frogs i...
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The Imaginary Dragon
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The Last of the Real ...
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The Luckiest
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The Nearly Perfect Si...
$10.00
The Vast Sahara
$12.00
The World in Love
$10.00
Tiny Mama
$12.00
Unattractive and Inad...
$12.00





