Tiny Mama

Everyone needs a Tiny Mama. It’s the oldest rule in the book: Treat other people the way you’d like to be treated. Easy as pie, right? Until you meet Trevor, that ill-mannered reprobate who eats mean for breakfast and never heard of the Golden Rule. Do you turn the other cheek or kick him in the shin? It’s very hard to know. And that’s when you call on Tiny Mama, best friend and champion, personal advisor and inner compass, delightfully compact and 100% machine washable.

This book contains indivisible friendship, spirited self confidence, utmost uncertainty, bad advice, poor judgment, requisite soul-searching, an elegant solution, a hungry bullfrog, an airborne locomotive, an invisible ostrich, and step-by-step instructions for making your very own Tiny Mama.