I Suck Onesie
Your child is riddled with hubris. Knock him off his pedestal and remind him who’s the boss before it’s too late. If he's a she, get it in pink.
Buy it with The Baby is Disappointing, Babies Ruin Everything or Baby Apocalypse for $20 (outrageous $5 savings!)
Onesies are 6-month size and screen printed on 100 percent cotton. Oatmeal printed on super soft organic cotton.